Welcome to Creature Features!

Hello all, and welcome to Creature Features. My name is Giant Pacific Octopus, and I am the creator and typist for this blog. 

As a Giant Pacific Octopus, I live here at the aquarium with an assortment of other ocean creatures. Not to brag, but I'm something of a celebrity among humans. They show up in flocks and pay just to see me and take photos with me.

Sure, it's great having so many fans and having my human assistants take care of everything for me. But the fact is, sometimes I feel like an animal at the zoo or something, you know what I mean? 

Footage deleted - the perfect crime

Fortunately, the security around here is pretty lax. As soon as my assistants are gone I like to go out on the town. I was a little worried about incriminating security footage, but now that I've figured out how to hack into the computer I can get rid of any evidence. 

I also discovered how much me and my creature friends have been missing out. The internet is full of people and their stories; so why not us? I mean, as I already mentioned, I'm kind of famous, so who wouldn't want to read about my fascinating life? All the creatures I talked to feel the same way, so I created this blog as a journal of our awesome lives. 

Stay tuned for the drama, the action, the romance, and the unthreateningly educational content, of CREATURE FEATURES!